Opozycja skarży się do Donalda Trumpa na polski rząd

Opublikowano 2016-11-13

12Wieczorem 11 listopada, panowie Mateusz K. (MK), Grzegorz S. (GS) oraz Ryszard P. (RP) udali się rejsowym samolotem do Nowego Jorku na spotkanie z prezydentem elektem Donaldem Trumpem (DT).
Doszło do niego dzisiaj rano czasu polskiego. Wziął w nim udział bliski współpracownik prezydenta elekta Rudolph Giuliani (RG). Udało mi się dotrzeć do stenogramu owego spotkania i spieszę podzielić się z Czytelnikami.

DT:   Hi everybody!…

GS:  Good morning, Mr President…

MK:  Mr President, we the people…

DT:   Guys, please …

MK:  You are right  Mr President, we the guys…

DT:   Matthew, stop! Doesn’t matter. What do you want?

RP:   Mr President, we have a problem, we have Kaczynski!

DT:   Kaczynski? That Unabomber? I supposed he is in prison in Colorado… 

MK:   No, Kaczynski is in Poland now…

DT:   Kaczynski escaped to Poland?

GS:   Worse, Kaczynski do not want to get away from Poland.

DT:   OK, how much?

GS:   What “how much”, Mr President?

DT:   How much for Kaczynski?

RP:   Nic, znaczy nothing…

DT:    Richard, my time is very expensive,  please call the FBI …

GS:   We can’t. Kaczynski has Polish citizenship

DT:   Ted Kaczynski has Polish citizenship?

MK:  Ted? What Ted? Jarosław, Jaro, Dżaro Kaczynski!!

DT:   Who is, to hell, Dżaro Kaczynski?

RP:   He is informal, casual  president, prime minister and a leader of Love and Justice party!

DT:   Love and Justice? Very impressive…

RG:   Mr President, Law and Justice!

DT:   Really? It’s a pity…

RG:  Jaroslaw Kaczynski is a former prime minister. Actually, he is a leader of biggest party in Poland: Law and Justice. His brother, president of Poland, died in an accident  in 2010, in Smolensk.

DT:   Oh yes, I remember now…  God bless Poland.

Po chwili milczenia:

DT:   Greg, you said that Kaczynski is your problem. It is your fault, Greg. Kaczynski is your huge issue. But he is not problem for US and for me. It’s your business, not mine. Solve your problem by elections! Did you have elections?

GS:   Yes, we have…

DT:   Then what’s the point? Take it easy…
By the way, could you send me your toothpaste? I can’t stop watching you…

GS:   No problem, I will send…

DT: ….  Guys, this is five hundred dollars. Take this money, go to the cinema or find some girls. You know, relax, guys. Oh, maybe you want to see our prison? So for comparison? No? As you want…
Thank you, it was very … funny to meet you. Have a good trip…

Po wyjściu gości:

DT:   Rudy, don’t do this to me more. Please…

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